Really?

I'm not sure what to think about these pleather skinny pants -

On the one hand, they are pretty fierce, and I wanted something like these years ago. On the other hand, really? I think this is something that requires a specific kind of body, and even more so - attitude.

Revolve, the site where these are available says these are a bestseller. I have a little trouble believing that, but oh well.

WTF?

This Balmain Crystal embellished jacket has been all over the magazines over the past few months, Beyonce was spotted wearing it. The thing cost over $11,000 full price, and recently went on sale at Net-A-Porter for $7,000. I just can't believe that anyone would really pay that much for a jacket, let alone something monstrous like this. I mean look at it, the only thing it makes me think of is Michael Jackson, and not in a good way. Maybe that's what they meant to do.

I guess if you have as much money as Beyonce must, this sort of expenditure seems normal or reasonable. I don't care how much it costs, it's still not pretty.

bad advice involving glue and fringe

Apparently the Today show had some hack who calls herself a stylist recommending people GLUE FRINGE to their clothes if they can't afford to buy something new. That is totally freakin' wackadoo.

Seriously.

If I see anyone on the street who looks like they have followed this absolutely horrendous advice I will tell that person they should hire a lawyer and sue. Or get their head examined for thinking it sounded like good advice.

If you can afford glue and FRINGE (I can't stop capitalizing, just imagine me yelling that) you can go to a Forever 21 and buy a fun belt. Please do that instead. PLEASE.

Check out what they say about it in the Cut. It's funny, and they have a video.

WTF?

Even a store as great as Shopbop can't hit it out of the park everytime, but this? Where to begin?

That is a $138 Jill Stuart t-shirt, with TAILS. ick. Then to add insult to injury, and I don't want to discriminate against very thin women here, but the model in this top looks kind of like, well, I don't really like seeing someone's bone structure beyond a prominent cheekbone. Our clothes are not supposed to show off the sternum.