bad advice involving glue and fringe

Apparently the Today show had some hack who calls herself a stylist recommending people GLUE FRINGE to their clothes if they can't afford to buy something new. That is totally freakin' wackadoo.

Seriously.

If I see anyone on the street who looks like they have followed this absolutely horrendous advice I will tell that person they should hire a lawyer and sue. Or get their head examined for thinking it sounded like good advice.

If you can afford glue and FRINGE (I can't stop capitalizing, just imagine me yelling that) you can go to a Forever 21 and buy a fun belt. Please do that instead. PLEASE.

Check out what they say about it in the Cut. It's funny, and they have a video.